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We’re gonna need a bigger slice.
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| Me: | Siri tell me a joke. |
|---|---|
| Siri: | *turns on front facing camera* |
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
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